Was in the house…

was in a In the dining room at a table with me sat a and a guy from Moscow Through the day, it came all wrinkled, with red eyes Said that he had met the former chief, the house of rest was departmental That immediately put the question bluntly: Is necessary to note it Lasted late, after He was unable to sleep Even after the situation was repeated On the guy was hard to watch He said he’s afraid, even into the dining room to go Head catches it and drags to drink And can’t resist I owe a lot I gave him my advice: next time tell that muddied with a good woman to go to a meeting After that, the guy just blossomed In his words, the former chief praised: Good! So it is necessary to relax there Will be problems with money,


Its the most stupid mistake in the work of a nurse…

His most stupid mistake in work as a nurse, I think the question is a heroin addict with five years ‘ experience: “You are not afraid of injections?”. PS For me this is a standard phrase for this manipulation because it happened and fainted and hysterical.


Eggz

After I was told that the appearance of my eggs resembled the look of an old Rastaman, I decided to take a decisive step and buy this depilatory gel, because previous attempts at shaving were not crowned with particular success, and besides I didn’t kill my back, trying to get and reach out to particularly […]


Was in the house…

was in a rest home In the dining room at a table with me sat a couple and a guy from Moscow Through the day, it came all wrinkled, with red eyes Said that he had met the former chief, the house of rest was departmental That immediately put the question bluntly: Is necessary to […]


Work in… Work

112 112 once a colleague has taken the following call (To a colleague, S – applicant): K – 112, the operator is so-and-so, listen to you h – hi, I have a key no need to rescuers broke down the door To – And the other you have no keys? Rescuers when removing the damage […]


Two friends are talking:

Two friends are talking: – I heard you marry your first husband again? Yes, I can not see how this beast lives for fun.


Traffic cop

I passed a week ago on the right (myself). And yesterday, the first traffic cop got in my way. He waved his stick. I was agitated, stopped on the sidelines. He walks to the car and asks for documents. I’m serving. He tells me that I did not turn on the light and asked to […]


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