Did a complicated device…

did a difficult fixture At a certain stage of disagreement – how to be that marriage does not run into Came head: -Do so! -So, here the condition is -Do I said!! Do Sobrecalentarse: -Well, why were you listening to me I simply advised Your mother


Did a complicated device…

did a difficult fixture At a certain stage of disagreement – how to be that marriage does not run into Came head: -Do so! -So, here the condition is -Do I said!! Do Sobrecalentarse: -Well, why were you listening to me I simply advised Your mother


Jewish boy cap.

I fly today on the plane.The young man is clearly checking his passport, judging by the bent top. Then he turns to me. I see his blue eyes. And what do you think he said to me? Who thought that he said “Thank you”, you did not guess. He said: “Boarding passes were on the […]


The end of the 90s,…

the Late 90s, Astana, the Intersection of Republic Avenue and Abay street Going to lunch break from the House of trade unions in the Home life, into the dining room not bothering Anyone, is set peacefully Floats towards the Gypsy matron with the words cross my palm with silver, young, tell the whole truth! N […]


Just…

Just Landing the plane Ufa-Nizhnevartovsk Everyone was seated the Pilot includes the game and broadcasts to the whole cabin: “Dear passengers, our company blah-blah welcome to the flight UFA-Novy URENGOY!!! ” Shock and awe!! Murmuring in the interior Subjects the passengers slowly begin a riot of Excitement begin to grow until the flight attendant reminded […]


At a birthday party

At a birthday party, one of the guests asks the hostess: – Why has your cat been looking at me like that for the third hour? The hostess answers: “And he looks at everyone like that, who eats from his bowl.”


Biology teacher: so! What…

biology Teacher: so! What will you do if you hurt his throat and he’s bleeding? Student: Harness tighten as much as possible! Teacher: Where? Student: On the neck


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