Two years ago…

Two years ago, my daughter at Christmas, guarded by the tree, really wanted to see Santa Claus, but did not wait and fell asleep last year with my dad some kind of trap for Santa Claus set Thought come Santa Claus with gifts, fall into the trap, the noise will all Wake up and Santa Claus will see this year, my daughter suggested to include a video camera to record all night, dad appreciated the idea and helped to set the camera – and daughter finally “caught” Santa in the Morning in the video it was obvious as under the tree magically appear boxes BAM, BAM, BAM, one after another rose pyramid with Packed gifts Then you see a little or a sleeve, or a piece of red coats and all the Baby all day talking about “caught” Santa Claus you have to give dad credit, he’s a good storyteller and tech-savvy


Once again convinced…

once again convinced of the truth of expression cuts both concediilor in karamolegos boy and an Adult male(possibly the father, but not positive)the Guy enthusiastically tells how he meets up with three girls, and each is sure that it is the only one Long monologue of Admiration for a Laugh at some girl – she […]


One of my friends…

One of my friends immigrated to Finland was At work the international team and the communication was in English, His wife began to think about the fact that the manual is good, but the salary is better and for a start decided to give them a 3-year-old daughter in kindergarten the Girl has hardly spoken […]


Jewish boy cap.

I fly today on the plane.The young man is clearly checking his passport, judging by the bent top. Then he turns to me. I see his blue eyes. And what do you think he said to me? Who thought that he said “Thank you”, you did not guess. He said: “Boarding passes were on the […]


A friend told…

Told a friend he had in the apartment Wi-Fi was called “anal_destroyer_666” Well, he likes how it seems, funny names a Neighbor, a very correct and pious, a woman of 45, seeing him in the stairwell, asked him to change the name of the Wi-Fi, that, by its wording, “gross visible for the whole house” […]


Eggz

After I was told that the appearance of my eggs resembled the look of an old Rastaman, I decided to take a decisive step and buy this depilatory gel, because previous attempts at shaving were not crowned with particular success, and besides I didn’t kill my back, trying to get and reach out to particularly […]


Its the most stupid mistake in the work of a nurse…

His most stupid mistake in work as a nurse, I think the question is a heroin addict with five years ‘ experience: “You are not afraid of injections?”. PS For me this is a standard phrase for this manipulation because it happened and fainted and hysterical.


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