Go to work…

Go , already dark on the streets (winter) I See the meeting is a handsome , listening to music through headphones, and for a lucky tubing ( where no one sits, I Decided to show off his sense of humor and say to her: “the you lost child” is She stops, takes out the earpiece from ear and asks what I said I repeat his joke, the at this point looks at the tubing and yells Beluga: “aaaaaa!!!! My baby!!!! My God, my God, I lost my baby! ” Then my face looked like this (O_O)AND then she abruptly calms down, and this says, “okay, I’m kidding you should have seen his face now, ” having said that put back the earphone and went on


Junior my son is very jealous. …

Youngest son have me very jealous. From an early age demanded a lot of attention. As soon as he began to speak,asked the question “who I love more him or his older brother?”. First, try to explain that I love both equally. But such answer did not suit and he was throwing tantrums. And if […]


Once again convinced…

once again convinced of the truth of expression cuts both concediilor in karamolegos boy and an Adult male(possibly the father, but not positive)the Guy enthusiastically tells how he meets up with three girls, and each is sure that it is the only one Long monologue of Admiration for a Laugh at some girl – she […]


I was in hospital…

Lay in the hospital went Out into the yard to smoke Out of surgery type falls from our mouths with plaster on his leg and on crutches Well one take and, SPMI: 1: Hey, what are you doin ‘ here? He looked at my leg in a cast and decided to pick up the baton […]


Recently in the gym…

Recently at the gym I overheard a conversation between two ladies about what men are all ugly and Horny pigs, constantly staring at their Asses While making the slopes right in front of me, its their bread almost in my face And everywhere I turned, I still run Outlook on their Asses everywhere Because the […]


Two things pay off…

Two things pay off in this life and encyclopedic knowledge and Christian attitude towards others In the train sitting opposite and was studying a crossword puzzle, two police officers were in an intellectual impasse, faced with a French artist-impressionist of the four letters they chestnyagi, not Google And I think all the people Degas, say […]


It happened to me…

Happened to me the other day to overhear at work as a colleague share with friends a piece of home in the evening, it went something like this: yesterday I went to the room to the son, the first grader, look it in the computer plays, is something after the level has passed there the […]


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