When the wife asked what do you want for your birthday, I said hell now is the time h and I bought a robot vacuum cleaner She walks him around the apartment, happy as a child when he finds the charge And I think give her for her birthday celebration still and will rejoice too as a kid every drop flowing from his life-giving fluid
I went with my daughter to the country, by public transport (bus, subway, train). I was carrying only one bag and was horrified at how badly I felt: my hands fall off, my legs barely pull along, and why I spent the night on the Internet. When I finally got into the electric train, I […]
The captains of the Russian, German and American ships argue, whose sailors are the most courageous. The American orders his sailor to climb to the very top of the mast and jump into the water, he performs. The German orders his – to climb there, but jump onto the deck. He performs, almost killed. The […]
the Late 90s, Astana, the Intersection of Republic Avenue and Abay street Going to lunch break from the House of trade unions in the Home life, into the dining room not bothering Anyone, is set peacefully Floats towards the Gypsy matron with the words cross my palm with silver, young, tell the whole truth! N […]
Worked with us a woman of about forty. Not to say that blonde or hair color or intelligence in this category do not fall.A slender woman.Somehow decided to make a compliment, say, the wasp waist you have!She thought and pouted.The next day is not greeted.Ask, what hurt?– Of course, it hurt!– ???– I said yesterday […]
His most stupid mistake in work as a nurse, I think the question is a heroin addict with five years ‘ experience: “You are not afraid of injections?”. PS For me this is a standard phrase for this manipulation because it happened and fainted and hysterical.
the office building on the porch nervously Smoking two candidates for a vacancy of One another: -? – Took Whew > > > damn!! OK so everything was going great and then Bang, and he wants to know how I feel about the annexation of Crimea? I can honestly say that this is all the […]