The end of the 90s,…

the Late 90s, Astana, the Intersection of Republic Avenue and Abay street Going to lunch break from the House of trade unions in the life, into the dining room not bothering Anyone, is set peacefully Floats towards the Gypsy matron with the words cross my palm with silver, young, tell the whole truth! N a machine asking the first thing that came to mind – someone From ? (important to put them into a stupor any unexpected question, otherwise then will start this whole thing with the Gypsy hypnosis and other nonsense a moment of confusion, the answer is not received OK, say, half an hour will be returning to there was nobody! Come back, no one In the 90s with this was not kidding


Work in… Work

112 112 once a colleague has taken the following call (To a colleague, S – applicant): K – 112, the operator is so-and-so, listen to you h – hi, I have a key no need to rescuers broke down the door To – And the other you have no keys? Rescuers when removing the damage […]


Eggz

After I was told that the appearance of my eggs resembled the look of an old Rastaman, I decided to take a decisive step and buy this depilatory gel, because previous attempts at shaving were not crowned with particular success, and besides I didn’t kill my back, trying to get and reach out to particularly […]


Ugorazdilo me to get married (I’m not complaining)…

Ugorazdilo me to get married (I’m not complaining) cute and adorable female dentist. Then I, the naive cardiologist did not even know, AS cunning, evil and insidious people. One night for dinner — I have hot a catch tooth. Sweetheart takes off, opens a box, extracts a couple of torture tools, and with a sinister […]


Two things pay off…

Two things pay off in this life and encyclopedic knowledge and Christian attitude towards others In the train sitting opposite and was studying a crossword puzzle, two police officers were in an intellectual impasse, faced with a French artist-impressionist of the four letters they chestnyagi, not Google And I think all the people Degas, say […]


It happened to me…

Happened to me the other day to overhear at work as a colleague share with friends a piece of home in the evening, it went something like this: yesterday I went to the room to the son, the first grader, look it in the computer plays, is something after the level has passed there the […]


When the wife asked…

When the wife asked what do you want for your birthday, I said hell now is the time h and I bought a robot vacuum cleaner She walks him around the apartment, happy as a child when he finds the charge And I think give her for her birthday celebration still and will rejoice too […]


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