I was in hospital…

Lay in the hospital went Out into the yard to smoke Out of surgery type falls from our mouths with plaster on his leg and on crutches Well one take and, SPMI: 1: Hey, what are you doin ‘ here? He looked at my leg in a cast and decided to pick up the baton “stupid question – stupid answer”2: Yes, I have hepatitis, a pancake, And 1: and tries the crutches? 2: he’s contagious so hands lacked everything given crutches Like the hands will be busy 1: th in a cast? 2: broke his leg, so crutches don’t forget!


Pink Floyd

Once upon a time, a year, approximately, in 1985, a neighbor gave me a stick for smoked sausage and two imported audio tapes for my birthday. At first I thought they were clean, but in some places the voices of the children and some screams were recorded. And only a few years later I realized […]


why I spent the night on the Internet

I went with my daughter to the country, by public transport (bus, subway, train). I was carrying only one bag and was horrified at how badly I felt: my hands fall off, my legs barely pull along, and why I spent the night on the Internet. When I finally got into the electric train, I […]


Two friends are talking:

Two friends are talking: – I heard you marry your first husband again? Yes, I can not see how this beast lives for fun.


The wife found a husband with his mistress.

The wife found a husband with his mistress. I didn’t scandal, I just said: – Sit closer to each other, I will photograph you. At the monument!


Two things pay off…

Two things pay off in this life and encyclopedic knowledge and Christian attitude towards others In the train sitting opposite and was studying a crossword puzzle, two police officers were in an intellectual impasse, faced with a French artist-impressionist of the four letters they chestnyagi, not Google And I think all the people Degas, say […]


When the wife asked…

When the wife asked what do you want for your birthday, I said hell now is the time h and I bought a robot vacuum cleaner She walks him around the apartment, happy as a child when he finds the charge And I think give her for her birthday celebration still and will rejoice too […]


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