Recently in the gym…

Recently at the gym I overheard a conversation between two ladies about what men are all ugly and Horny pigs, constantly staring at their Asses While making the slopes right in front of me, its their bread almost in my face And everywhere I turned, I still run Outlook on their Asses everywhere Because the mirror I’m still a moral monster


Pink Floyd

Once upon a time, a year, approximately, in 1985, a neighbor gave me a stick for smoked sausage and two imported audio tapes for my birthday. At first I thought they were clean, but in some places the voices of the children and some screams were recorded. And only a few years later I realized […]


Because of the circumstances live a lifetime with…

circumstances all his life living with his grandfather who loves to tell all sorts of funny stories, here is one:“I went into the woods for cranberries. Sit, gather, watch the Raven arrived.— “Kar” — hear, delivers the sounds. Well, I’m worse?(Grandfather) — “CAW!”And that went on for five minutes. Then look — left, and in […]


why I spent the night on the Internet

I went with my daughter to the country, by public transport (bus, subway, train). I was carrying only one bag and was horrified at how badly I felt: my hands fall off, my legs barely pull along, and why I spent the night on the Internet. When I finally got into the electric train, I […]


Ugorazdilo me to get married (I’m not complaining)…

Ugorazdilo me to get married (I’m not complaining) cute and adorable female dentist. Then I, the naive cardiologist did not even know, AS cunning, evil and insidious people. One night for dinner — I have hot a catch tooth. Sweetheart takes off, opens a box, extracts a couple of torture tools, and with a sinister […]


Once again convinced…

once again convinced of the truth of expression cuts both concediilor in karamolegos boy and an Adult male(possibly the father, but not positive)the Guy enthusiastically tells how he meets up with three girls, and each is sure that it is the only one Long monologue of Admiration for a Laugh at some girl – she […]


Recently, his wife…

recently, his wife worked with children of 4. 5 years (triplets) In one of the tasks needed from four pictures (truck-garbage truck, taxi, bus, and aircraft) needed to remove excess and to explain why it is an extra Two kids as well and my wife and I pulled the plane as it flies a car […]


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