One of my friends…

One of my immigrated to Finland was At the international team and the communication was in English, His began to think about the fact that the manual is good, but the salary is better and for a start decided to give them a 3-year-old daughter in kindergarten the has hardly spoken to So individual the right words And after 3 months in kindergarten, she spoke fluent enough But not within Russian, and in Finnish It was a tragedy of the Finnish language or familiar neither his wife knew it And my daughter understood that she was talking inside Russian, but replied all the same Finnish Wife had to go to a Finnish language course and to devote all his time to six months Later, she is already very well knew the language and it helped her to find a job And my daughter in the end still began to speak in Russian at , but only after a of years


Docto

– Doctor, I beg you, come immediately. My wife has a strong attack of appendicitis! – Do not worry. Two years ago, I performed an operation on your wife and removed the blind appendage. A person cannot get a second appendix! – That’s right, doctor. But a man may have a second wife.


Going mother-in-law… mother-in-law

Goes by a taxi from the station to the garden And the taxi driver is chatty fun guy, someone sometimes the conversation moves in the monologue Sees a woman sitting kind of sad, silent Means something need to talk – cheer – Oh, and you know what happens now, what the hell? — Here, in […]


Standing at the bus stop, waiting for the bus, too…

Standing at the bus stop, waiting for the bus, already 20 minutes. With me is a guy. At some point he decides to smoke – pulls out cigarette and lighter, to the edge of the road, peering in search of the bus and a couple of times defiantly flips a lighter on providenti hand. Nothing […]


Once again convinced…

once again convinced of the truth of expression cuts both concediilor in karamolegos boy and an Adult male(possibly the father, but not positive)the Guy enthusiastically tells how he meets up with three girls, and each is sure that it is the only one Long monologue of Admiration for a Laugh at some girl – she […]


Ribopyranose this topic…

Ribopyranose this is the theme I Have now has a Chinese version of this beast and he’s fucking his bottom sensors fall in case you can not remember your home and this leads to the situation that would have pleased Nietzsche the Steps I have, but in the hall there’s a rug with small areas […]


We know a daughter…

we know a daughter while walking rides gyrometer and listens to music via wireless headphones All anything, only the headphones connected to the phone, which is the parents If the child goes too far, the signal disappears and she pulls closer to parents! Here it is, the leash of the XXI century!


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