Pickled cabbage

Was visiting a mother-in-law with a test, three days I was fed and watered, and in the toilet big as shy go. In the morning before the bus, the test pours me a hundred grams and gives me a snack, sauerkraut made me whole bowl eat eat says very helpful, body with a hangover cleans when you come you will be like a baby yourself feel. Seethe in the stomach beginning
already on the way to the bus station, not broke down and farted a bit the car of the father-in-law, the stench went such that mother-in-law in the back seat, in a semi-stagnant state, began to choke on the stuffiness and diluted by me, the aromas of fermented cabbage, air, which had fermented in my stomach! …

I did not think she was so weak father-in-law taxied, began to grab the air like fish, stopped, pumped mother-in-law, they look round to me with the test eyes, I’m ashamed of a scribe
says you’re not in the car anymore take it into my head driving can not be lost. We are going further, we are silent, I am with the last forces tolerate not bzdonut though freaking cabbage the body decided see clear clean I wanted it so that I barely had time for the bread squeeze so as not to crap. Because of, that brought the mother-in-law, arrived at the bus last moment I jumped on the bus, got on back seat and fart want that the scribe, well, I thought that the bus big, fart a little bit, maybe nobody and not notice, but a little bit it turned out, it sounded like that from the stench, almost lost consciousness. People in the bus began to look back I i’m sitting on my toes closed, they say I’m not completely bzdonul, but myself I feel reddened. Here again, the next wave is coming, belly is sharp ill, I think we need a little bit more fart or gut burst now and only I relaxed the bread and everything I feel that I’m in my pants and I can not stop. Caught myself on the thought that neither did it mean father in law when he said that you will feel like a baby yes scribe, for the first time in my life crap, moreover on the bus summer.Light jeans, already I smell got wet bus that people shed a tear here the driver screams, they say guys stop BZDET, I’m in such a gas chamber I can’t drive a bus !!! Then man screaming to the driver that they say, here in the course on the bus, someone got sad !!! I am sitting all red is already like cancer, I feel my soon exposure as that the man has already started walking through the cabin and sniffing out who crap on the bus. Comes to me, looks at me round eyes and shouts that they say found here he crap and pokes at me with a finger What kind of people do we have? Everything instantly turned around look at the face crap me so embarrassing in life was not, the bus stopped stops looking at me the back door opens and I bowing my head popping with
the bus and when the first shock passes, I understand that they landed me in the center of a big village, a lot of people all around, I ran down to not it was evident that I was crap and I think what now to do next … I sit down like tying shoelaces, and he I look to the parties, where to wash, I look old fence, probably old people live i’m like a sprinter through the fence waved. Hut still probably when the king was built and hang around the hut pants and jacket, I ran them off, I washed near the well I washed my own ones there, but not to wash smog, found a checkered bag, everything is there Threw things off, began to pull over pants, if you remember sportswear soviet with drawn knees and the jacket on his naked body threw, because I also crap my shirt, in a jacket obviously ten people have already died, such I only style in pre-revolutionary movies seen. I looked at myself, her god bums look better, also pants are short, douche shorter hit by I ran out of the yard and I stand on the road voting, maybe someone on a ride home will take. People on looks at me like mentally patient, that it is understandable, external
view of this has, but not crap and that is nice. There is a man on the Cossack stopped, took pity and go home brought up. I run home and my only came from , she looked
on me faintly from my outfit did not fall. He said that in a puddle fell and had to change clothes then washed my things. That the wife did not see.))) She immediately mother-in-law with
father called, I do not know guessed are they about my adventures but cabbage is still not treated to me.????


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