Work in… Work

112 112 once a colleague has taken the following call (To a colleague, S – applicant): K – 112, the operator is so-and-so, listen to you h – hi, I have a key no need to rescuers broke down the door To – And the other you have no keys? Rescuers when removing the damage the door, it will not restore S – They have his To – where is your ? Z – At the apartment, But she sleeps To -??? Wake up! Z – I can’t K: Why? S – (whispers) I’m drunk

Once again convinced…

once again convinced of the truth of expression cuts both concediilor in karamolegos boy and an Adult male(possibly the father, but not positive)the Guy enthusiastically tells how he meets up with three girls, and each is sure that it is the only one Long monologue of Admiration for a Laugh at some girl – she […]

He worked with us a woman of about forty. Not…

Worked with us a woman of about forty. Not to say that blonde or hair color or intelligence in this category do not fall.A slender woman.Somehow decided to make a compliment, say, the wasp waist you have!She thought and pouted.The next day is not greeted.Ask, what hurt?– Of course, it hurt!– ???– I said yesterday […]

At a birthday party

At a birthday party, one of the guests asks the hostess: – Why has your cat been looking at me like that for the third hour? The hostess answers: “And he looks at everyone like that, who eats from his bowl.”

Wrote before, work at the mine.

Wrote before, work at the mine. The change has worked, traveled, threw the dirty robe and go to the shower. Bath accessories are stored in a separate room, each with their own (towel,washcloth,soap,shampoo). Go, pick up, bathe, get changed and put back to the next shift. Partner started to notice that the towel a day […]

Go to work…

Go home, already dark on the streets (winter) I See the meeting is a handsome girl, listening to music through headphones, and for a lucky tubing ( where no one sits, I Decided to show off his sense of humor and say to her: “the Girl you lost child” is She stops, takes out the […]

Because of the circumstances live a lifetime with…

circumstances all his life living with his grandfather who loves to tell all sorts of funny stories, here is one:“I went into the woods for cranberries. Sit, gather, watch the Raven arrived.— “Kar” — hear, delivers the sounds. Well, I’m worse?(Grandfather) — “CAW!”And that went on for five minutes. Then look — left, and in […]

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