A friend told…

Told a friend he had in the apartment Wi-Fi was called “anal_destroyer_666” Well, he likes how it seems, funny names a Neighbor, a very correct and pious, a woman of 45, seeing him in the stairwell, asked him to change the name of the Wi-Fi, that, by its wording, “gross visible for the whole house” that the Wi-Fi belonged to him, she identified accurately, that is, to but him, a lone govnarya-Bukhara, around lived only grandmas and families with children in Short, the name of the Wi-Fi “anal_destroyer_666” he changed in the evening Wi-Fi was called “anal_destroyer_777” Everyone is happy, the neighbor is happy the next morning she thanked him, he responded quickly to her request


When the wife asked…

When the wife asked what do you want for your birthday, I said hell now is the time h and I bought a robot vacuum cleaner She walks him around the apartment, happy as a child when he finds the charge And I think give her for her birthday celebration still and will rejoice too […]


Docto

– Doctor, I beg you, come immediately. My wife has a strong attack of appendicitis! – Do not worry. Two years ago, I performed an operation on your wife and removed the blind appendage. A person cannot get a second appendix! – That’s right, doctor. But a man may have a second wife.


Junior my son is very jealous. …

Youngest son have me very jealous. From an early age demanded a lot of attention. As soon as he began to speak,asked the question “who I love more him or his older brother?”. First, try to explain that I love both equally. But such answer did not suit and he was throwing tantrums. And if […]


Was in the house…

was in a rest home In the dining room at a table with me sat a couple and a guy from Moscow Through the day, it came all wrinkled, with red eyes Said that he had met the former chief, the house of rest was departmental That immediately put the question bluntly: Is necessary to […]


Because of the circumstances live a lifetime with…

circumstances all his life living with his grandfather who loves to tell all sorts of funny stories, here is one:“I went into the woods for cranberries. Sit, gather, watch the Raven arrived.— “Kar” — hear, delivers the sounds. Well, I’m worse?(Grandfather) — “CAW!”And that went on for five minutes. Then look — left, and in […]


This morning the brain this morning…

brain offered me adventure 7 10, when I had to get up, he offered to take the clock back by 7 05 to Wake up at 7: 05 and again put in 7 10 to win 10 more minutes I Swear at first I thought that was the General idea


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