This morning the brain this morning…

brain offered me adventure 7 10, when I had to get up, he offered to take the clock back by 7 05 to Wake up at 7: 05 and again put in 7 10 to win 10 more minutes I Swear at first I thought that was the General idea


The captains of the Russian

The captains of the Russian, German and American ships argue, whose sailors are the most courageous. The American orders his sailor to climb to the very top of the mast and jump into the water, he performs. The German orders his – to climb there, but jump onto the deck. He performs, almost killed. The […]


Two things pay off…

Two things pay off in this life and encyclopedic knowledge and Christian attitude towards others In the train sitting opposite and was studying a crossword puzzle, two police officers were in an intellectual impasse, faced with a French artist-impressionist of the four letters they chestnyagi, not Google And I think all the people Degas, say […]


»Carbon Jokes»

Home »Carbon Jokes» Conversation in the buffet. What are we going to take, beer? – What a beer in the workplace! Right. – We have two vodkas.


Once again convinced…

once again convinced of the truth of expression cuts both concediilor in karamolegos boy and an Adult male(possibly the father, but not positive)the Guy enthusiastically tells how he meets up with three girls, and each is sure that it is the only one Long monologue of Admiration for a Laugh at some girl – she […]


When the wife asked…

When the wife asked what do you want for your birthday, I said hell now is the time h and I bought a robot vacuum cleaner She walks him around the apartment, happy as a child when he finds the charge And I think give her for her birthday celebration still and will rejoice too […]


Recently, his wife…

recently, his wife worked with children of 4. 5 years (triplets) In one of the tasks needed from four pictures (truck-garbage truck, taxi, bus, and aircraft) needed to remove excess and to explain why it is an extra Two kids as well and my wife and I pulled the plane as it flies a car […]


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