the cucumbers

Also fat goon. In the next compartment – drunk. I am settled, I’m going, I fell asleep. And suddenly I wake up from the sharply increased pressure in my ass. Well, I think, the cucumbers with herring have arrived, I will go to freedom. And the has just departed from some Zazhopinsk and is slowly dragging along the wondrous, dark, dirty surroundings. I get off the shelf – running squeezing the rolls to the “sacred compartment”, convulsively pulling the handle – closed, the sanitary zone … I break to the conductor asleep, stink of fumes, and his colleague went to plump in the restaurant car. Damn. The conductor replies to my prayers for the opening of the toilet, “Yes, even if you are in a crap, fuck me, I won’t open it, san-zone.” Cattle, fucking, and the pressure in the anus rises to a critical, I squeeze my ass as I can, bouncing slightly. Ebushki-my ass, she will immediately burst like a firecracker. What to do, I think, and the is gaining momentum. And then I got the most fucking idea in my life – crap out the window of my coupe. Running in a compartment, I theoretically imagined that shit by the force of pressure should be thrown in the direction opposite to the carriage. I can barely climb up, open a window, raskoryachivatsya between the two upper shelves, holding hands on the third for luggage. I put out my ass-fighting ass in an open window and ….. I release a stream of shit to meet the wind, but since the has already gained a decent speed – the shit flies into the open window of the neighboring compartment where the bukharis are sleeping, while the carriage is not sickly beefy strip to its full length. From such a fiasco, I reflexively piss on the table with the provisions of my fat traveling companions, and my ass slips down from the window while continuing to spew shit like a volcano on the table, onto the heads of sleeping goons. Following the shit, I fall on the table, even more splashing on the coupe …. The crap drunks come from the neighboring coupe, the noise is not very friendly and the conductor is straightening as she goes. The rednecks immediately wake up, while not very happy about the shit on their heads and clothes. And then what? Here’s what: Alconauts begin to pussy kick me, goof huyachit shit hands on my ass, his screaming good mat, slipping on my ssanin … In short, I woke up crap, without pants, beaten, stink of shit, with my bag on some god forgotten. I had to get to my hometown Malokhuevsk for traveling. And I can’t buy a ticket – these goats were blacklisted, and apparently I went to Aunt the last time. I thank her for the cucumbers. I go to my aunt in the summer by . Almost every summer from Malokhoevsk to Ust-Zalupinsk. Aunt loves to feed me, and here before leaving she fed me with rotten salted cucumbers with herring. And I had to drink all this with milk, since my aunt did not have another drink. And with such stomach contents I went to the station
In the summer I go to my aunt by train. Almost every summer from Malokhoevsk to Ust-Zalupinsk. Aunt loves to feed me, and here before leaving she fed me with rotten salted cucumbers with herring. And I had to drink all this with milk, since my aunt did not have another drink. And with such stomach contents, I went to the station. I forgot to say that I do not like to shit on trains. Well, not familiar and not comfortable with me to shit in the wagon outhouse. I have to go for two days, so I usually endure, and when I come , I arrange shitty battles in my outhouse. But what a feeling of bowel freedom … Well, I was already distracted. So I’m going to the station, getting on the train. And I have to go on the top shelf. econom-class train. Bottom below me lies a fat woman, and on the other bottom her husband.

I forgot to say that I do not like to shit on trains. Well, not familiar and not comfortable with me to shit in the wagon outhouse. I have to go for two days, so I usually endure, and when I come home, I arrange shitty battles in my outhouse. But what a feeling of bowel freedom … Well, I was already distracted. So I’m going to the station, getting on the train. And I have to go on the top shelf. econom-class train. Bottom below me lies a fat woman, and on the other bottom her husband. Also fat goon. In the next compartment – drunk. I am settled, I’m going, I fell asleep. And suddenly I wake up from the sharply increased pressure in my ass. Well, I think, the cucumbers with herring have arrived, I will go to freedom. And the train has just departed from some Zazhopinsk and is slowly dragging along the wondrous, dark, dirty surroundings. I get off the shelf – running squeezing the rolls to the “sacred compartment”, convulsively pulling the handle – closed, the sanitary zone … I break to the conductor asleep, stink of fumes, and his colleague went to plump in the restaurant car. Damn. The conductor replies to my prayers for the opening of the toilet, “Yes, even if you are in a crap, fuck me, I won’t open it, san-zone.” Cattle, fucking, and the pressure in the anus rises to a critical, I squeeze my ass as I can, bouncing slightly. Ebushki-my ass, she will immediately burst like a firecracker. What to do, I think, and the train is gaining momentum. And then I got the most fucking idea in my life – crap out the window of my coupe. Running in a compartment, I theoretically imagined that shit by the force of pressure should be thrown in the direction opposite to the carriage. I can barely climb up, open a window, raskoryachivatsya between the two upper shelves, holding hands on the third for luggage. I put out my ass-fighting ass in an open window and ….. I release a stream of shit to meet the wind, but since the train has already gained a decent speed – the shit flies into the open window of the neighboring compartment where the bukharis are sleeping, while the carriage is not sickly beefy strip to its full length. From such a fiasco, I reflexively piss on the table with the provisions of my fat traveling companions, and my ass slips down from the window while continuing to spew shit like a volcano on the table, onto the heads of sleeping goons. Following the shit, I fall on the table, even more splashing on the coupe …. The crap drunks come from the neighboring coupe, the noise is not very friendly and the conductor is straightening as she goes. The rednecks immediately wake up, while not very happy about the shit on their heads and clothes. And then what? Here’s what: Alconauts begin to pussy kick me, goof huyachit shit hands on my ass, his wife screaming good mat, slipping on my ssanin … In short, I woke up crap, without pants, beaten, stink of shit, with my bag on some god forgotten. I had to get to my hometown Malokhuevsk for traveling. And I can’t buy a train ticket – these goats were blacklisted, and apparently I went to Aunt the last time. Thanks to her for the cucumbers.


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