Just Landing the plane Ufa-Nizhnevartovsk Everyone was seated the Pilot includes the game and broadcasts to the whole cabin: “Dear passengers, our company blah-blah welcome to the flight UFA-Novy URENGOY!!! ” Shock and awe!! Murmuring in the interior Subjects the passengers slowly begin a riot of Excitement begin to grow until the flight attendant reminded that the 1st of April
Go home, already dark on the streets (winter) I See the meeting is a handsome girl, listening to music through headphones, and for a lucky tubing ( where no one sits, I Decided to show off his sense of humor and say to her: “the Girl you lost child” is She stops, takes out the […]
Told a friend he had in the apartment Wi-Fi was called “anal_destroyer_666” Well, he likes how it seems, funny names a Neighbor, a very correct and pious, a woman of 45, seeing him in the stairwell, asked him to change the name of the Wi-Fi, that, by its wording, “gross visible for the whole house” […]
did a difficult fixture At a certain stage of disagreement – how to be that marriage does not run into Came head: -Do so! -So, here the condition is -Do I said!! Do Sobrecalentarse: -Well, why were you listening to me I simply advised Your mother
our company has many poles. Yesterday Grzesiek told me how to celebrate March 8 in Poland. All men come to work with a bouquet of flowers, take one flower and go to some lady colleague. Pozdravlayut and handed her the flower. The Council on congratulations lady pulls out from under the table a bottle of […]
– Doctor, I beg you, come immediately. My wife has a strong attack of appendicitis! – Do not worry. Two years ago, I performed an operation on your wife and removed the blind appendage. A person cannot get a second appendix! – That’s right, doctor. But a man may have a second wife.
Goes by a taxi from the station to the garden And the taxi driver is chatty fun guy, someone sometimes the conversation moves in the monologue Sees a woman sitting kind of sad, silent Means something need to talk – cheer – Oh, and you know what happens now, what the hell? — Here, in […]