Ugorazdilo me to get married (I’m not complaining)…

Ugorazdilo me to get (I’m not ) and adorable female dentist. Then I, the naive cardiologist did not even know, AS cunning, evil and insidious people.

One night for dinner — I have hot a catch tooth. Sweetheart takes off, opens a box, extracts a of torture tools, and with a kind of drags me to the bathroom…

Inspection revealed that I, arrogant son of a bitch and don’t look after their teeth. By this me tomorrow (at 8 am) to her . Come, sit in a chair, the says something, puts boron into the machine and begins to fix me. A couple of minutes of drills, then something says and, with a sinister kind of asks the question:

— My dear, tell me, who’s Kate?


Go to work…

Go home, already dark on the streets (winter) I See the meeting is a handsome girl, listening to music through headphones, and for a lucky tubing ( where no one sits, I Decided to show off his sense of humor and say to her: “the Girl you lost child” is She stops, takes out the […]


He was with us…

Served in our part of captain Anton Kharitonov He had in two parts to serve, but his position was reduced In the end he came to us And so I asked him as Anton! And in those parts of the housing? Yeah neither in the one nor in the other apartments were not given But […]


Buddy works as a psychiatrist…

Buddy works as a psychiatrist the Main thread – not the patients, and komissionki for information on rights, weapon and etc to Start the day, comes a young man for help, the Doctor asks the basic questions, examines the thinking, memory and other parameters of the psyche in the Middle of the survey gives a […]


We know a daughter…

we know a daughter while walking rides gyrometer and listens to music via wireless headphones All anything, only the headphones connected to the phone, which is the parents If the child goes too far, the signal disappears and she pulls closer to parents! Here it is, the leash of the XXI century!


The story of a lady that some familiar…

Story about a lady, which some friends thought was a blonde. She went once in a large supermarket and saw a stunning pot for 8 thousand roubles. Expensive, but she liked this castrence that she bought it.Came home, all the stickers, unstick and let fry-float it with all sorts of Goodies.And the next day she […]


Two friends are talking:

Two friends are talking: – I heard you marry your first husband again? Yes, I can not see how this beast lives for fun.


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