I remembered that I…

Remembered that my colleague-programmer 15 years ago told me how he called the ad “Need a programmer C++, Visual Basic, SQL”, asks what the job is his answer: – it is Necessary faxes programming – why? – It is necessary before sending customers to drive into the memory of the Fax numbers – And you call that programming? – Well, Yes, But C++, Visual Basic, SQL, then why? What’s this? – It’s in the written Declaration requirements of the programmer – We don’t know We told the receptionist – see how others write job ads programmer and write by analogy


Its most stupid…

His most stupid mistake in work as a nurse, I think the question is a heroin addict with five years ‘ experience: “You are not afraid of injections? ” P S For me this is a standard phrase for this manipulation because it happened and fainted and hysterical


Buddy works as a psychiatrist…

Buddy works as a psychiatrist the Main thread – not the patients, and komissionki for information on rights, weapon and etc to Start the day, comes a young man for help, the Doctor asks the basic questions, examines the thinking, memory and other parameters of the psyche in the Middle of the survey gives a […]


Two things pay off…

Two things pay off in this life and encyclopedic knowledge and Christian attitude towards others In the train sitting opposite and was studying a crossword puzzle, two police officers were in an intellectual impasse, faced with a French artist-impressionist of the four letters they chestnyagi, not Google And I think all the people Degas, say […]


introduced the payment…

we Have in the office also introduced the payment system administrators according to the number of executed applications. And the main sysadmin is very fundamental. Betting on how he will behave: to score, to resign or to create the appearance of work. No one guessed. Crashes started to happen more often. But only those who […]


Was in the house…

was in a rest home In the dining room at a table with me sat a couple and a guy from Moscow Through the day, it came all wrinkled, with red eyes Said that he had met the former chief, the house of rest was departmental That immediately put the question bluntly: Is necessary to […]


The office building…

the office building on the porch nervously Smoking two candidates for a vacancy of One another: -? – Took Whew > > > damn!! OK so everything was going great and then Bang, and he wants to know how I feel about the annexation of Crimea? I can honestly say that this is all the […]


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